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Age: 14.5 years

Breed: Street Dog Rescue from Brazil

Likes: Sleeping and Eating, preferably on repeat

Dislikes: Going out in the rain or generally getting my paws wet

Cuteness Level: 20/10 (including bonus points for my ears)

Guard Dog Skills: 0/10 literally no clue!

Snore factor: ‘They’ say 8, but I say 0…

Fetch Skills: Fetch it yourself, you threw it! (So that’s a definite 0)

Flatulence Rate: Guaranteed to clear the room!