Age: Around 8 years

Breed: Staffie

Likes: Street food AKA chicken bones

Dislikes: Being left alone for two seconds

Cuteness Level: 1000…(I’m not bias I swear)

Guard Dog Skills: 2, all bark, no bite

Snore factor: You got earplugs!

Fetch Skills: I’m better at delegating

Flatulence Rate: Chernobyl fallout!